“My Vagina Is High”… 6 CBD Products You Probably Haven’t Heard Of; And May Not Need To Know About

CBD does a lot of things for a lot of people, but, there are also a lot of snake oil products entering into the market.

A couple years ago an argument could be made not to point fun at the ridiculousness of the products as globally we are trying to legitimize newly discovered cannabinoids. I would argue that we have passed this point, and CBD has become so mainstream that people are literally sleeping on top of it.

The CBD market urgently needs proper regulation and more broadly, both the THC and CBD sectors demand the creation of a new medical model that accommodates the complexity of a plant that has been used as a medicine by humans for thousands of years.

Here are the top 10 most ridiculous CBD products on the market.

CBD Pillowcases

Creative Ticking, a division of Beverly Knits, located in Gastonia, NC, has announced the addition of Cannabidiol (CBD) to the company’s latest offerings for fabrics used in ticking, pillows and pillowcases.

CBD Lube

According to Spectrum Boutique, when applied to any *thin membrane*, this lube absorbs even faster — so it’s far more noticeable when used internally. This premium CBD serves as an anti-inflammatory, while encouraging blood flow to increase sensation and help the pelvic muscles relax into orgasm or ride the waves of pleasure.

Some girl named Rachel weighed in on the product.

In case you want a first-hand account to confirm all this expert jargon: “It was amazing,” Rachel S. (who, understandably, requested that her last name not be used here) told me over email about her foray into the wild world of cannabis lubricant. “I would describe the feeling as if just your vagina was high without your mind being high.

CBD yoga stomach patches

Apparently, even though the drug is non-psychoactive people taking these patches during yoga class can’t stop laughing.

“By now I was laughing out loud, and the woman next to me started to laugh. We were not stoned, I say that categorically, because I totally understand science; but somehow we’d persuaded ourselves that we were.

I cycled home feeling quite fly, and free. There is certainly something in it: you feel very loose afterwards, as if someone kind has taken a rucksack off you.”

Horse CBD

According to Rivas Remedies, any products that contain THC are not desirable for horses, nor is THC necessary for them to experience the many health benefits of cannabis since CBD’s on their own have many health properties. We don’t want to put our horses at risk to experience any adverse symptoms from THC such as changes in mood, increased anxiety, hallucinations, or other changes in brain chemistry.

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CBD water

Cases of CBD water are currently on sale for $108.00.

CBD Living Water is great for people on the go. It offers a convenient, hydrating way to get your daily CBD with guess-free dosing.

Ingredients:

  • Proprietary Full Spectrum Nano Hemp Extract (aerial parts) 10 MG (Cannabidiol / CBD)
  • Purified 9+ pH Water
  • Potassium Bicarbonate
  • Magnesium Sulfate
  • Potassium Hydroxid

Each 500 ml bottle of water contains 10 million nano-grams of nano-CBD and is highly bioavailable and absorbable.

CBD cheeseburgers

The chain said on Wednesday that it will sell the Rocky Mountain High: CheeseBurger Delight burger at one location in Denver, Colorado for just one day (April 20th, of course).
The burger features a sauce infused with CBD, or cannabidiol, a non-psychoactive hemp derivative.
Though the promotion is limited, it’s not a stunt. The burger chain is using the test to determine whether a CBD burger belongs on its permanent menu, said Patty Trevino, senior vice president of brand marketing for Carl’s Jr.

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